Enemies List

When I was in first grade, it was briefly cool to write down a list of your enemies. After a few days, the school forbade us from creating these lists. Then their popularity really took off.

So it's been a couple of decades, but I've decided to create a new enemies list. I publish it now for your reading pleasure.

1. Dharmender, the QA intern

Now, you're probably saying, "Lance, your fury burns with the white hot rage of a thousand suns. Why is only Dharmender singled out for your crushing vengeance?" And the answer is fairly simple. Although my job title is senior technical writer, this is only because the admin misspelled my actual title. In reality my title is somthing like "drone/bottomfeeder"

Thus the only person currently within my somewhat limited grasp is Dharmender. Now there's not much point in having an enemies list unless you can crush the person or persons on it. So I'm kind of sorry that it has to be Dharmender, but such is life.

Or in Dharmender's case such is the hideous random vengeance for no apparent reason, but you know what I mean.

LM